heights

1. What is height of Fashion? A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy? A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Activelaziness? A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness? A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness? A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity? A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty? A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide? A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration? A. A cow giving milk powder.